Popsuckle

by Harmony Love Division

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released November 13, 2015

Songs written and performed by Harmony Love Division (Dave, Stephen, Peter, and Farrell). Copyright 2015. Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Corey Wong. Cover art by Tristan Paylor. Layout and other art by Kristen Amy.

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Love songs for the modern paramour.

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Track Name: Playlist
When I'm feeling kinda kinky
I put on Ke$ha
When I wanna fuck your brains out
I put on Steel Panther
But for some reason when we do it doggy style
I put on Seal

Grease me up honey put a record on cuz
This, This my baby
Is my fuck playlist

When you’re giving me a lap dance
I put on Motley Crue
When we bang in the backyard
I put on Tomahawk Love
when I want a real fuck
I put on Bon Iver


Grease me honey don’t forget to floss, cuz
This, This my baby
Is my fuck playlist

When I cry myself to sleep masturbating
I put on Dashboard Confessional
When I want to sensually make love
I toss on the Arrogant Worms
When I’m about to erupt like Mount Krakatoa
I put on Zaddy’s solo album

This, This my baby
Is my fuck playlist
Track Name: Internet
Is it right? Is it wrong?
How can I resist you in that thong?
Pretty soon our friends will know
We recorded our sweet fellatio

Aren't you impressed?
Honey, you and I, we’re on the internet
Smile real wide, we’re on tumblr too
Honey, this is our debut
THIS IS OUR DEBUT

Am I really such a jerk?
Cause I want to display your best work
You call me thirsty, but you are shameless
Honey, I’m going to make us famous

Aren't you impressed?
Honey, you and I, we’re on the internet
smile real wide, we’re on tumblr too
honey, this is our debut
THIS IS OUR DEBUT

You're the Picasso of handjobs
You’re the Monet of blowjays
Jack a Pollock all over your face
I'm the Kubrick of porno
A Tarantino with a GoPro
Let’s do it again, can we shoot it AGAAAIN?!

Aren't you impressed?
Honey, you and I, we’re on the internet
Smile real wide, we’re on tumblr too
Honey, this is our debut
THIS IS OUR DEBUT
Track Name: Old As Fuck
No more blackout Tuesdays
No more getting off Fridays
Did I mention Peter bought a fucking house, oh no
No more road beer
No more shotgunning beers outside of a Starbucks
No more puking in sinks or cars
No more banging college girls anymore

No more 19 year olds looking to score
We're not 21 anymore
Real jobs and beer bellies galore
We're not 21 anymore
More tattoos and a lot less whores
We're not 21 anymore

When we started this band, Friends was still on tv
Panic At The Disco, they were at the top of the chars, oh no.
Fudge, Farrell, and Peter; they can grow beards.
Me, I’m still sportin' scragglies
We never see Anup anymore
No more banging in Ray’s basement on the floor

No more 19 year olds looking to score
We're not 21 anymore
Real jobs and beer bellies galore
We're not 21 anymore
More tattoos and a lot less whores
We're not 21 anymore

WE'RE OLD AS FUCK! WE'RE OLD AS FUCK!

No more 19 year olds looking to score
We're not 21 anymore
Real jobs and beer bellies galore
We're not 21 anymore
More tattoos and a lot less whores
We're not 21 anymore

WE'RE OLD AS FUCK!